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1.YIXIAOWOMABIEDEYIXIAOWO:“WOZHENXIANGHENHENDIWANGNILIANSHANGTUYIPAOGOUSHI!”

2.XIANGQIXISHIANMENSUSHEYIGEMENQIANGBIERENDEBAOZICHI,BIANCHIBIANSHUO:JIUZHEIWANYIER,ZHIPEISAIPIGU

3.XIANGQIXIAOSHICHEN,XIAOXUEJIAOYUANMAYIGEXIANSHENG:“WOYIBAZHANGJIUBANITIJINLAILE!”ZANMENXIANGXIAOBUGANXIAO

4.YIGETONGCHUANGFUMOBIEDEYIGEDENAOQIAO,BEIZHUONONGDEJIUDIDANG,SHUO:MEISHIZAIZHEINEIXINGYINSHENME

5.ANMENJICIZHONGXUETONGCHUANGYOUYICIQICHEJINLAI,YIGETONGCHUANGQUCHUAIBIEDEYIGEJIAOPANGTONGCHUANGDEJIAOTONGSHIHAIXIANGMAYIJU,SHUODAO:WOSHENCHUYIZHITI,FEIQIYIJIAO…

6.ZANMENSUSHEYINVHAIBONONGZHEBIEDEYImmLIUHAI:QIAOZHEILUANDE,GOUZHUAZIBAOGUOSIDE

7.ZANMENJIGETONGCHUANGZAIYILU,KAIBIEDEYIGEDEDAQU:“NIZENYANGZHEIMEJIANA!”NEIWEIYIQICHISHUO“WOJIUJIANZENYANGLE?!”

8.CHOUQIANZAITANTIANSHIYOULIANGGEMENDAMACIZHONGYIMINGMADAO:“WOSHINIBABA,NIZHEIHUNDANDAN。”

JINGDIANWUJIE[BAOJU]

1.HUSHIKANDAOBINGRENZAIBINGFANGYINJIU,JIUZOUNANGXIXIAOSHENGFENFUSHUO:“JINSHENGAN!“BINGRENQIANXIAODAO:“XIAOBAOBEI。”

2.YINONGMINQINGSHOUYIJIZHUPEIZHONG,SHOUYISHUO:KANLAIXUYAOYESHENGPEIZHONG。NONGMINCHOUCHULEBANTIAN,XINGQIYONGQISHUO:XINGSHIXING,JIUPATAYAOWO。

3.YOUWEIDASAOZAIDAZHONGQICHESHANGKANDAOYIMINGXINGJIANGXIACHEDEHANZIDIAOLEBAOYANZAITABANSHANG,YINERGANKUAIDUINEIHANZISHUO:TONGDAO,NIYANDIAOLE!HANZISHENGNU:NICAIYANDIAOLE!

4.MOUNANRUCEBIANMI,HUJIANYIRENFEICHIERRU,SHUNXIFENGYUJIAOJI。“GEMENER,ZHENLIANMUNIYA,NEIMOKUAI。““LIANMUSHA,MEITUOKUZINI”

5.MOUGONGSIGUYONG,XIAYIMINGGAIKOUSHIDENVHAIDEYINGWENMINGSHI"spring”。MISHUYUJIEJIJIAOSHIYIXIABENSHENDEYINGYUCHENGDU,HANDAO:Hi!ASHEIJIAO"CHUN"DE,LUNDAONILE!

6.GONGJIAOCHESHANG,ZHANZHEDERENFUDUISHENBIANZUOZHEDEMUSHENGHANZISHUO:NIBUXIAODEWOYOUSHENLEMA?ZHIJIANHANZIHENYANZHONGDEMOYANGDAO:KEHAIZIBUSHIWODEYA!

7.JUNZHONGYOUJUNJIMA?

JUN:YOUYA,BUJUNJIZENYANGXING!MIN:ZHENDE!YAOFUQIANMA?

JUN:ZHEIHAIYAOSHENMEQIANYA,ZANMENDEJUNJIDOUSHITONGYIYOUXIAMIANCHUANSHANGQUDE。

8.YIGEHANZIGANHUOCHONGCHONGDECHONGJINMOUDANYUAN,RANGDAO:ZHEILISHIZHIWUYANHUXIEHUIMA?RENWUZHIYUAN:SHIA,TAOJIAOSHISHEIQIWUNILE?

9.NONGMIN:WOZAOCHENSHANGCHUANGHOUCHANGGANSHOUFALENG。DAFU:WOYEYOUGUO,DANGSHIWOHUILOUZHEWOTAITAI,JIUHUIHEHUANLE。

NONGMIN:ZHEIFANGFABUCUO,DANNINTAITAISHENMESHICHENBIANLINI?

10.YUZHANGWENLINXINGQIANZUOZAIDIANYISHANGDESIQIU:NILINGYOUSHENMEQINGQIUMA?

SIQIU:WOZHIDANYUANNIWAIXINGXINGDESHICHENNENGWOZHUWODESHOU,RANGWONEIXINHAOGUOYIDIAN

11.NVMISHU:“LAOBAN,NITAITAILAIDELVFENG,TASHUOYAOZAIDELVFENGLIWENNI。“LAOBAN:“NIXIANTIWOSHOUYIXIA,YIHUIGUOQUJIAOJIWO。”

12.APANGTILETUDING,TONGSHUIFANGXIONGDIMOLEYIBA:“ROUHUHUDEXIANGWONVBANLVPIGU。”APANGYEBUZIFADEMOLEYIXIA:“BIESHUO,HAIZHENTINGXIANG”

13.MAIGUAXIAOFAN:“KUAILAICHIXIGUA,BUTIANBUYAOQIAN!“JIKEDELUREN:“WA!TAIHAOLE,LAOBAN,LAIGEBUTIANDE。”

14.WANGTAITAIHUAILESIBAOTAI,BINGCHUCHUXIANGLINRENLINRENKUAYAO,SHUOHUAISIBAOTAIHENBUQINGYI,JUNYUNYAOLIUWANCICAIHUICHANSHENGYILI。LITAITAIHENJINGQI:NEINILINGYOUKONGZUOJIAWUMA?

15.MUSHI:NIMENBANGBIANYOUSHEIQIAHAOMINGTIANGUODANCHEN?TANGMUJINGXIDIJUSHOU。MUSHI:HENHAO,XINGQIJUNSHIHOUFEISHINIBAZHEIXIEZHUJUCHUIMIE!

16.HAIZIZHENGZHENZHUOYOUGUAN"YICHUANYUQINGKUANG"DETIMU。MUQINCHAHUADAO:ZHEIGETIMUHENJIANLVEMA,DASHIDOUXIAODERUOSHIHAIZIXIANGFUQIN,NEIBIANSHIYICHUAN;XIANGLINREN,NEIBIANSHIQINGKUANG。

17.HELUXIAOFUGUANSHANGNONGCHANG,JIZHEZHAOLEYIZHANGTAZAIZHUQUANHEZHUYILUDEZHAOPIAN。DIERTIANJIANBAO,ZHONGJIANYOUFUYAN:ZUOQIDISANWEIWEIHELUXIAOFUTONGDAO。

18.LIANGGEMEIGUOZHONGNIANRENYIQUEYIGUAIDEZAIMOTOUXIANGYU。CIZHONGYIGEHENCHONGDONG:BANLV,YUENAN,1969!BIEDEYIGEZHIZHESIHOU:BANLV,XIANGJIAOPI,20CHI!

19.NVSHUO:NIWEISHENMEKANSHANGQUNEIMOMUQIYA?NANSHUO:RUOSHINIXIHAOGUOMINBIDEHUA,HAIHUIZAIYITASHINAYINIANKANXINGDEMA?